Michael Jackson caused today's market collapse

The market puked today and all I heard and saw today was the memorial service for the pop singer so if I have to blame something this has to be it. Looks like we're trending toward downward with a series of lower highs and lower lows... I have to do a market recap tonight and see where we're at technically as well as individual sectors and stocks. Hopefully I'll have some commentary today or tomorrow otherwise I'm waiting and watching.